Penis & Pierogies: The Pittsburgh Bachelorette Itinerary

Penis & Pierogies: The  Pittsburgh Bachelorette Itinerary

If you’re looking for a theme that screams Pittsburgh pride, bachelorette party energy, and just the right amount of inappropriate fun, allow us to introduce: Penis & Pierogies. This cheeky, carb-filled weekend was packed with laughs, girl time, and unforgettable memories — and we’re spilling every juicy, wine-stained, flour-dusted detail.

Where We Stayed: The House on Howe

Nestled in the heart of Shadyside, The House on Howe is a three-story dream home full of black-and-white Pittsburgh nostalgia. Think: Mr. Rogers, Mac Miller, and all the fuzzy feels. With king beds in every bedroom and thoughtful touches in every corner (shoutout to owner Mimi Lyons for anticipating literally everything), this house was made for bach party bliss.

The kitchen? A Pinterest dream. The open floor plan between the kitchen, dining, and living areas set the tone for a seamless weekend of togetherness and chaos. We filled it with red and flesh-toned balloon clusters (yes, that kind of flesh tone — wink), transforming the main living space and bridal suite into a celebratory playground.

Welcome Vibes & Gift Bags

Upon arrival, guests were greeted with:

• An epic charcuterie spread from The Cheese Queen (it was almost too pretty to eat — almost).
• The cutest customized gift bags from Full Count Threads. Clear, high-quality, and reusable for future concerts or Steelers games.
• Favors inside included: Fazit Freckles, hangover kits, and fun party shades for the girly pops.

Night One: PJs + Pizza + Pretty Letters

Our first night was low-key magic. Everyone slipped into striped pajamas for a cozy night in featuring:

• A private calligraphy class with Proof & Parchment — so we can finally write those bridal shower thank yous in style.
• A DIY wine bar setup featuring bottles from Ripepi Winery.
• A charming charm bar to keep drinks labeled and reduce the "whose wine is this?!" drama.

Then came the ultimate bonding moment: What Did The Groom Say? The maid of honor created a PowerPoint and filmed the groom’s answers in advance. The bride cried. We laughed. Everyone drank.

Pro Tip: For every wrong answer, have the bride take a jello shot or put on a silly accessory. It's hilarious — and Instagram gold.

Groom Questions to Steal:

• What’s the bride’s biggest pet peeve?
• What’s her Starbucks order?
• What’s your favorite memory together?
• What’s her guilty pleasure?
• What would she say is your grossest habit?...and end it with a heartfelt video message. Cue the tears.

Day Two: Shadyside Shenanigans & Pierogi-Making Mayhem

We kicked off the day exploring Walnut Street:

• Coffee at Delanie’s
• Shopping galore
• Lunch at Cashbah — delicious and vibey

Then it was back to the house for the main event: a pierogi-making class with Chef Alekka.

Yes, we attempted penis-shaped pierogis. Yes, we failed beautifully. Yes, we ate so many. It was hands-on, hilarious, and perfectly on theme.

Night Out: Girls in Red, Bride in White

Dressed to the nines, we hit the town:

• First stop: The Spritzery — all the loungey, girly cocktail vibes you could ask for.
• Then: Il Tetto rooftop at Sienna Mercato, Bridges & Bourbon, and Howl at the Moon.

Downtown Pittsburgh has truly glowed up since the early 2000s. It’s now a bustling, bar-hopping heaven. We danced, we laughed, we made memories we may or may not remember.

Final Morning: Brunch & Goodbyes

Sunday came too soon. We packed up and headed to Café Moulin for crepes and coffee before saying our goodbyes. The weekend was pure perfection — full of pierogis, penis jokes, and some truly priceless moments.

Plan Your Own Penis & Pierogis Bash

Ready to plan your own? The Pittsburgh Bachelorette has all the resources you need: vendor contacts, activity guides, and custom services to help you build a weekend that’s just as iconic.

Trust us — your bride tribe will thank you. And probably never look at a pierogi the same way again.

Vendors Featured:

PHOTOGRAPHY BY @gabirela_rossi_ photography

• House on Howe
• Full Count Threads – @fullcountthreads
• The Cheese Queen – @thecheesequeenpgh
• Proof & Parchment – @proofandparchment
• Ripepi Winery – @ripepiwinery
• Chef Alekka – @chefalekkapgh
• The Spritzery – @spritzerypgh
• Café Moulin – @cafemoulin
• Models - Bride;@aga_pghmodel, Bridesmaids;@kellyrodavich and @katrinia_ wilhelm

Need help planning your Pittsburgh bachelorette weekend? Visit our directory and services page to start curating a party that’s so you, it's almost criminal.

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